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FILMS: The film you are about to see focuses on two men sitting at a table and is similar to bar-code technology in that information can be communicated between an object and a machine without human intervention. Let’s watch together.

 

The film you are about to see is a cinematic re-creation of the Velazquez painting “Two Men Eating at a Humble Table.” In this version the table is not humble.  The two men sitting at the table eat very little if at all.  One glances at his watch and makes a small gesture (which could be interpreted as nervousness) the other looks up.

 

The film you are about to see appears to be a stylish remake of a Wendy`s Baconator commercial.  Two men sit at table. One asks for a raise. Who is he asking? Why can't he wait until they finish eating?
                 

The film you are about to see occurs while two men are sitting at a table and a sudden trauma causes damage to the brain, such as when the head suddenly and violently hits an object, or when an object pierces the skull and enters brain tissue. Let’s watch together
                 

The film you are about to see may result in a whole society questioning the fundamental view of the world as a predictable, just, and meaningful place to live.  Let’s watch together.
                 

The film you are about to see met its numeric goal of 80,000 recruits last year, but it paid a price in terms of declining numbers of high school graduates and lower scores on skills and physical tests.
                 

The film you are about to see is an account of relearning everyday things that we take for granted.
                 

The film you are about to see can lead to anger, frustration, helplessness, fear, and a desire for revenge.
                 

The film you are about to see. Three. Bang. Head. Grenade. Ouch. Hospital.
                 

Three. Bang.  Head. Grenade. Ouch. Hospital
                 

Three. Bang.  Head. Grenade. Ouch. Hospital
                 

The film you are about to see will start with two men in white shirts and dark ties who sit at a foldout table before them, pencils poised. What they are listening for the untrained ear may not catch: the sound of one’s ability to meld with many in singing glory to God. They know it when they hear it.
                 

Three. Bang.  Head. Grenade. Ouch. Hospital

 

SCENE 9

They must be lost.  They don’t  have a flashlight or anything.  If they’re not back in a minute we’ve got to go look for them.  Well, well what if we get lost too?  Sally, we oughta go to that gas station and get help.  I’m not leaving here without Jerry.  Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Hey.  They’ll probably be back in a minute or so.  Sally we oughta go to that gas station.  Sally I think we oughta go.  Are the keys in the van?  Could I see the flashlight for a minute? What for?  Franklin let me see the flashlight.  I’m gonna go look for them.  You don’t have to go. Now Sally don’t go .  I don’t think that’s a good idea Sally.  I don’t think you oughta go.  Look.  I’m gonna honk the horn one more time. No.  Now I’m gonna honk the horn and we’re gonna wait a minute, and then if they don’t come then we’ll go.  All right?  Sally they took the keys.  We don’t have any keys! Oh.  They took the keys with them.  (honking) Stop it! Stop it! Franklin give me that flashlight.  Jerry took the keys with him!  No Sally we can’t go. Look what if they came back and we weren’t here? No don’t take the flashlight.  I’m going to go look for them. Give me that flashlight.  All right, all right, so, I’ll go with you. No Sally come on.  I”ll go with you but I’m going to keep the flashlight.  Look I’ll go with you.  I can’t push you down that hill! Never mind, I’ll just go without it. All right.  All right.  Sally wait. I’m coming with ya.  Sally!  Hold up a minute now.  All right.  Let’s go.  I’ll go with ya. Sally I can’t keep up with you.  Sally.  Sally wait a minute. Hold up.  Jerrrrrrrrry!  Jerry! Jerry!  Jerry!  Jerry!  Wait I thought I heard something.  There’s a light.  Hey it’s a house.  Well, come on, push. Push down.  There.  It’s a house.  Yeah, I can’t see it very well. Oh Franklin, This is just awful. Come on Sally.  Get back and push down.  This is impossible.  I hear something out there. Look.  Hey Jerry!  Jerry!  Sallly I hear something.  Stop.  Stop.  (Sound of chainsaw)  (screaming) (screaming) (screaming) (screaming) (screaming) (sound of chainsaw) (screaming) Somebody please help me!  Help me somebody!  Somebody help me! (screaming) (screaming)  Help!  Help!  Please!  Please help me.  Please!  (Scream) (screaming)  (screaming)  (screaming) (screaming) Help!  Help me!  Help!  Help!  Help me! 

 

 

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